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My melted chocolate didn’t really melt and coheres irregularly to the filo dough. You have to sprinkle the filo dough with a butter sugar mixture and then pour melted chocolate on it. I then start on the Conscious Coupling Pie–a combination of filo dough and chocolate mousse. It is so simple and austere, just like a poncho Martha knitted in jail. You just salt the beef and throw it in the oven. The cake consists of taking whipped cream and spooning it on to overlapping lay- ers of “Famous Wafers.” That’s why it looks like a jail cell. While the turkey was cooking, I busied myself with the Jailbird Cake. There were a mil- lion ingredients but all you had to do was put them in one pot. The Turkey Osso Buco was relatively easy to make. Gwyneth copied this recipe from the back of a “Famous Wafers” box! What a DIG, really, when you think about it. When I finally locate the darn things, I look on the back of the box of the wafers and see that the recipe on the back of their box is practically identical to Gwyneth’s Jailbird Cake recipe. I procure the tur- key legs quite easily (I make this the week after thanksgiving so there are millions of turkey legs flying around) but the “Famous Wafers” for the Jailhouse Cake are a little tougher to find in the grocery store (they are practically hidden on the bottom shelf ). I decide to make the Gwyneth Paltrow menu first. I also decide to make the desserts that started it all–the Jailbird Cake and the Conscious Coupling Pie.

For Martha’s holiday menu, I decide to make her Holiday Beef Loin with Rosemary Potatoes. Like, such a bummer but in another way inventive. To wit, osso buco is traditionally made with veal, but Gwyneth switched it to turkey. Gwyneth LOVES making normal dinners with lighter ingredients. If you know Gwyneth like I do, this is a very typical Gwyneth feast. Gwyneth’s holiday menu featured Turkey Osso Buco and Parmesan Polenta.

A good life- style guru must have a holiday menu or else how would we know what to do during the holidays? We would just eat bread with nothing on it.

Obviously both Gwyneth and Martha have holiday menus. I would make a Gwyneth holiday dinner and a Martha holiday dinner and I would have a panel of tasting experts (my friends) come over and decide who made the best meal and therefore was the winner of the feud. Who was I rooting for? Why were they even fighting? And how was I able to move on without a clear side to take? I decided I needed to figure out who was the winner of this feud, objec- tively, like people did in ancient Rome.

#Pling recipe how to

In her new holiday menu she introduced her Jailbird Cake–a blatant reference to Martha’s jail sen- tence a couple of years ago (!!!!!!) A source from Gwyneth’s camp told People Magazine, “The folks at goop know how to have some fun, too… If Martha served up the appetizer, the Jailbird Cake is just desserts.” Are you being reminded of Bill Ackman and Carl Icahn? Me too! As a lover of business feuds, I immediately became interested in this fight. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite.” But Gwyneth couldn’t take it lying down. Just listen to this in- sanity! “Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. First, Martha released a blistering recipe for Conscious Cou- pling Pie–a blatant reference to Gwyneth’s recent divorce !!!!!!!! The description of the pies was especially wild. The whole thing eventually devolved into dueling recipes. I really am.” You would think the whole thing would stop there. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.” Gwyneth responded saying, “If I’m really honest, I’m so psyched that she sees us as competition. One day in 2013, Martha ran- domly told a magazine, ““ just needs to be quiet. Thanks for asking! Martha was the one who started it. Did you know? Gwyneth Paltrow and Martha Stewart are having a feud.